Things that imposibble to say when drunk...

sharing some funniest (",)

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

if i should i leave today

Poems and pleas of Loved Ones, What they would say If they Had one More Day. We Don't hear what they would say...or if they are do we listen, or think we had lost it?

I would like to say that I love you all........Doesn't matter what or relationship was, or if you hurt me, I forgive you, and Please Forgive Me!!!! If I have hurt you in the Past or Just By My Passing...I am so Very Sorry. I never intentionally ever meant to hurt anyone!! Should I not Live another day I want you to be happy for me... I am in a far better place than you are and have a deeper understanding now of what "Life Is"!! I don't want you to suffer, Please remember the good times...even the smallest of memory is better than not having one at all.I believe I was Blessed having you In My Life, Even for the smallest of reasons. each person has given me a new piece of information, and each person that has passed on b4 me has a bit of them in my soul. Without them I could not be who I was or Am. Just know that I want you to learn what ever you can with what ever God gives you. Treasure it, you don't know when it will not be around again. I Only Wish Happiness For All...and sometimes we don't realize what we have till its Gone. But I did and I truly am Better for had having you in my Life!!!!!! Till We Meet Again.....On the other side.

thought of the purpose of life..

what does it all mean? What is the purpose of life? I have asked many people about life, happiness, and why they do what they do. I have heard it's about having a Mercedes Benz in the driveway or having a nice house, having that 60 thousand dollar a year job, and I have heard that life is about pleasing yourself.

To me life is about pleasing others, it's about putting a smile on someone else's face, it's about bumping into something during the night besides pillows, it's knowing that you would rather fight with them than love anyone else. Life is about love and that recognition of love in another. If it's not for love then you are just a robot going through the day to day motions piling up meaningless possessions and killing time until time kills you.

Love isn't something that you can work for, something you can buy, or something you find just anywhere. Love is a rare commodity that you can only be blessed with in time. It will often disguise itself and it can go just as quick as it came, so to those who have been blessed, live life for that love. For the rest of us, live life for the hope of that love!!

just a question???

It is funny what you end up doing when you are pushed into a corner and you have to make a decision .But its not just any decision - its a decision that will possible affect the rest of your life,and how you live it.
I find myself getting a piece of paper and writing down all the pro's and con's of an operation like that.when i talk to the surgeon they make it sound like its a routine op that gets done very day - but i know that its not and i know that they don't do it everyday.In spite of how they try and make it sound otherwise
I remember the movie "the bucket list"
So i thought to myself - do i have a bucket list? No,not really - i have pretty much been stubborn enough with my physical ability to try almost anything at least once.
So my question is this - if you knew that you were a 100% candidate for a surgical procedure that could possibly restrict your physical ability to do anything at all,without help - and you had a limited time left,say,5 years at the most :
What is there left to do in your life right now that you think you should do before you cant do it anymore or at all.?? Maybe something that you have done before that you would like to do again,or something that you haven't yet done that you would like to
Places you want to visit?
People you want to meet?
Anything...........................................................?

engineers....

A mechanical, electrical and computer engineer were riding together to an engineering seminar when the car suddenly began jerking and shuttering.
The mechanical engineer, said, "I think the car has a faulty carburetor."
The electrical engineer said, "No, I think the problem lies with the alternator."
The computer engineer brightened up and said, "I know, let`s stop the car, all get out of the car and get back in again!"

the pursuit of happiness

You know it amazes me what a person can endure but yet still have the faith to see the brighter side of things. That no matter what may go wrong, a person can still stand and say "I will not give up, I will not fade quietly into the night!" When everything in reality is telling you that something important in your life might be over or might never of gotten started at all, a person has the character and strength not to throw that towel into the ring of life. After all are we not a society that roots for the underdog? Somewhere deep inside we all root for that team to come back from 30 points in the 4th quarter and we all secretly hope that the guy gets the girl at the end of a tear jerking movie.

So then why do some people, sometimes myself included, tell others to give up while you are still ahead. But then I wonder... are we ever really ahead? Do we ever really have the upper hand in life or are we always the underdog? Some give up on the ones they love or the life they dream, but to give up is only to give in... to give in to what everyone else expects you do to. Whatever you do, dont conform to what others think is right for you, because only you know what is right for you.

If hanging on to the one you love when all odds are against you is right then so be it; if bouncing from job to job until you find something that is meaningful is what drives you then continue to do so; if moving to another country in pursuit of a happier life is all you dream about then make that dream a reality; and if you choose to go out on a limb for that one in a hundred longshot then go ahead and place the bet.

If it weren't for our hopes and dreams then we are nothing but robots going through the everyday motions of life. For those that continue to go after their dreams, then I commend you and for those that might be apprehensive about doing the same then I urge you. I urge you to follow your dreams and go after the God given right for the pursuit of happiness!!

warning letter! Just curious ..

last week (Monday) few of my friend been given warning letter for non compliance duty...
today few of my friend been asked to out of from the meeting room...

i was curious is this how meeting should be? by scolding them in front of people without think bout their feeling. should we just issue warning letter to them without see them personally and asking them why they cant comply the job..?
do they ever cross they mind that with continuous issuing warning letter will never help to solve the problem but will make the staff upset, give up, depress and at the end will resign?

Hmmm..is wondering..when will be my turn.!!

grab from lydiano...heheheh(saya suka ni ayat)!!

Don't be too good I will miss you.
Don't be too caring, I might like you.
Don't be too Sweet, I might fall for you.
It's hard for me to love you when you won't love me after all...
Bottom-line : A person who makes me love him is actually a person who loves me more than I love him.
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If someone comes into your life and becomes a part of you but for
some reasons he couldn't stay, don't cry too much... Just be glad
that your paths crossed and; somehow he made you happy even for a while.
Bottom-line : Time will tell. If he's yours he will surely come back .

the learning disadvantaged??

I Wonder Who the Disadvantaged really are. Could it just Possibly be that we are the Handicapped ones....They have proven that many of the so called "Mentally Disabled" are in fact Super intelligent in some areas. So much that "Names" have changed over the years to Mentally Challenged.....Ever wonder why we don't remember infancy? Could it be our brain accepts the way society thinks we should think more readily...and all the unacceptable, thoughts, are programed as we develop more. Do the so called mentally Challenged really have one up on us...so that they can still see all that was given at Birth. Is that the Joy You see in their Faces? Have you ever let yourself go into their world mentally. You have to clear your mind to get there....same as with Babies..... It is a wonderful place. And what is so cool is they can pick you out ........they know when you make the effort to Come "UP" to their level

better in time..

oH MY GOSH!! I LIKE THIS SONG by leona lewis...

It's been the longest winter without you
I didn't know where to turn to
See somehow I can't forget you
After all that we've been through

Going coming thought I heard a knock
Who's there no one
Thinking that I deserve it
Now I realize that I really didn't know
If you didn't notice you mean everything
Quickly I'm learning to love again
All I know is I'm gon' be ok

Thought I couldn't live without you
It's gonna hurt when it heals too
It'll all get better in time
And even though I really love you
I'm gonna smile cause I deserve to
It'll all get better in time

I couldn't turn on the TV
Without something there to remind me
Was it all that easy
To just put aside your feelings

If I'm dreaming don't wanna laugh
Hurt my feelings but that's the path
I believe in
And I know that time will heal it
If you didn't notice boy you meant everything
Quickly I'm learning to love again
All I know is I'm gon' be ok

Thought I couldn't live without you
It's gonna hurt when it heals too
It'll all get better in time
And even though I really love you
I'm gonna smile cause I deserve to
It'll all get better in time

Since there's no more you and me
It's time I let you go
So I can be free
And live my life how it should be
No matter how hard it is I'll be fine without you
Yes I will

what is your hidden talent?

Your Hidden Talent

You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system. And while this may not seem big, it can be. It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes. You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

beauty or brain???

Like any other God’s creation, physical beauty needs no explanation. It’s like the Sun, the Calla Lily, the Starfish... wonderful and perfect in their own rights. A physically endowed human being needs not speak; its mere sight is enough to elicit awe. An exact symmetry of accurate proportion is one of the wonders of natural creation, no genetic engineering but they came out just as wonderful. Only God could have made such a beauty and a tad of luck in sperm and egg union.

However, not a lot of us are bestowed with such a gift---either we fall on the average or the so called aesthetically challenged.

While that might be the case, some beauty needs to be exhumed and discovered. It needs proving and verification just like any other invention. Intelligence. It doesn’t come easy nor is it earned like a penny. Though geniuses are just simply born with big brains, they have to work tediously to keep and nurture them. Others who belong to the average have to work harder to get a little closer to being smart.

Both are great, and when put to best use, will provide you a taste of paradise only money can afford.

Physical beauty thrives on physical preservation to keep it...otherwise, it will diminish just as quickly as an infant learns to walk. Intelligence is insatiable and feeds on knowledge for sustenance.

One can not have both, as usually is the case.

If in an outrageously impossible supposition, God would ask me to choose just one of which, Beauty or Brain...what should I say?